When your girl shows up in these shoes

Ohlord Published 11/08/2022

Shoes say so much about a woman... if they show up in these....

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She loves the outdoors, hunting, and will take that heel off and beat you senseless if you even think of texting an ex.
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She's a confused short girl torn between sandals and needing a lot of height.
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She's into BDSM, kickin' ass, takin names, and is probably a Scorpio
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Cute, whimsical, southern, and sickeningly sweet.
5.
Run. They'll find you in the freezer with your bits and pieces missing.
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She's got some seriously weird kinks that you probably don't want to know about
7.
You're not eating at steakhouses anytime soon. Plan on volunteering cleaning up a beach.
8.
She's underage
9.
She's exotic and eclectic. You're going to drop a lot of money unnecessarily and she's going to leave you after a few months
10.
She's into traveling, exotic locations, she has a sense of humor but you're not gettin' anything from her.
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She wants you to think she's tough and hardcore but she needs love and needs to dominate.
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She walks to a different beat.
16.
You're spending a lot of time and money in Disney
17.
She's going to charge you for your date but she accepts debit and venmo.
18.
You're going to be watching Hallmark, hanging a lot of lights, and drinking a lot of cocoa by the fire. You'll enjoy matching sweaters and going to every Christmas party dressed in matching outfits. But man the girl can bake.
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She's a trend setting powerhouse who's going to walk across your heart.
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She loves jaws, going to the aquarium, and art.
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1.
She loves the outdoors, hunting, and will take that heel off and beat you senseless if you even think of texting an ex.
2.
She's a confused short girl torn between sandals and needing a lot of height.
3.
She's into BDSM, kickin' ass, takin names, and is probably a Scorpio
4.
Cute, whimsical, southern, and sickeningly sweet.
5.
Run. They'll find you in the freezer with your bits and pieces missing.
6.
She's got some seriously weird kinks that you probably don't want to know about
7.
You're not eating at steakhouses anytime soon. Plan on volunteering cleaning up a beach.
8.
She's underage
9.
She's exotic and eclectic. You're going to drop a lot of money unnecessarily and she's going to leave you after a few months
10.
She's into traveling, exotic locations, she has a sense of humor but you're not gettin' anything from her.
11.
12.
13.
She wants you to think she's tough and hardcore but she needs love and needs to dominate.
14.
15.
She walks to a different beat.
16.
You're spending a lot of time and money in Disney
17.
She's going to charge you for your date but she accepts debit and venmo.
18.
You're going to be watching Hallmark, hanging a lot of lights, and drinking a lot of cocoa by the fire. You'll enjoy matching sweaters and going to every Christmas party dressed in matching outfits. But man the girl can bake.
19.
She's a trend setting powerhouse who's going to walk across your heart.
20.
She loves jaws, going to the aquarium, and art.
21.